Andy Griffith & The Darlings Flop Eared Mule Lyrics

Used to have a old banjo,
It was all strung up with twine,
And the only song you could hear me sing was
I wish that gal was mine.

Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys.
I wish that gal was mine,
And the only song you could hear me sing,
Was I wish that gal was mine.

Whoa mule, you kickin' mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule's a-run away.

Took my wife to the barn yard,
And I set her down to supper,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the b___er.

Stuck her nose in the b___er,
Stuck her nose in the b___er,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the b___er.

Whoa mule, you kickin' mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
Tie a knot in that old mules tail,
Before he runs away.

Your face is like a coffee pot,
Your nose is like a spout,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Well, With all the ashes out, boys,
With all the ashes out,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Whoa mule, you kickin' mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule's a-run away.

Whoa mule, you kickin' mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule's a-run away.

Well, whoa mule, you kickin' mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule's a-run away.

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