Whose Line Questions Only Lyrics

Have you heard?
You mean about Timmy and John?
Is it true?
Could you believe it?
Have you seen the way they dress?
Have you seen the pictures?
You mean there are pictures? You've zeroxxed them?
Wouldn't you?
How much for the donkey?
How much are you willing to pay?
*BUZZ*
Have you heard people talking about me?
Have you and Timmy been...WOOHOO?
Do I look like a donkey lover to you?
Is this you in this picture?
Is that a fake?
Are you gonna cry?
Will you hold me if I do?
*BUZZ*
You new here?
Who wants to know?
Wanna help me kill the boss?
Which boss?
Don't you have two TV shows?
Don't you have two too?
Does that make four?