Original Score Bob And Tom - Momma's Got Her Boobs Out (Rodney Carrington Lyrics

I remember way back when i was just a boy,
going places with my mom and dad,
it used to scare me to death how momma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had
we were sitting at a table when momma got disabled
all the liquar running to her head,
soon i got to chokin daddy wasn't jokin when he grabbed me by the arm and said

dont look now momma's got her b___s out
showin every body in town
faces turning red
we were wishing we were dead
there were people standing all around
when momma gets a drinking there ain't much thinking
theres nothing anybody can do
just hope and pray there never comes a day
when mommas out drinking with you

well we got in the truck and we started driving home
when momma said she had to go,
daddy pulled it over,
we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin on a show
so we started up the truck
and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees,
we heard momma hollar
if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these.

dont look now momma's got her b___s out
showin every body in town
faces turning red
we were wishing we were dead
there were people standing all around
when momma gets a drinking there ain't much thinking
theres nothing anybody can do
just hope and pray there never comes a day
when mommas out drinking with you
just hope and pray there never comes a day
when mommas out drinking with you

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