RING...RING...

Moot: Hello?

Recorder: **fails to move away from the mic to breath in

Angyl: Hey moot, I'm sorry if I came off a little harsh from... our previous conversation - I didn't
really mean it, is this a better connection?

Moot: Yeah

Angyl: Yeah? So whats up? Still going through bank statements?

Moot: Yeap.

Angyl: Is it fun?

Moot: Not really because I never open my bank statements. They just-They go, and they get thrown
into a box...and...

Angyl: You sound--You sound kinda upset, are you havin' a bad night?

Moot: No, I haven't slept!

Angyl: You haven't slept? Why? Is like- You Haven't... slept because of the bank
statements or because...uhhh...4chan got hijacked?

Moot: Ummmm...'cause I'm the only tech person at 4chan, and when things go wrong it is my
responsibility to - figure things out

Angyl: Really? So you - said earlier when we talked it's a silly site anyway so why
do you care so much? Why bother?

Moot: *interupts* I don't-I don't believe we've ever spoken before, I didn't say that when
you called...

Angyl: Um...Yeah, when I called about...Five minutes ago - You always say you don't
really give a...about 4chan anyway

Moot: I-I-I didn't say that when you called, I didn't say anything like that--

Angyl: *interrupts* Look, HEY! How bad do you want your domain back? I'm just
wondering...

Moot: *sarcasic* Oh, you know...So bad. Why?

Angyl: Because I'm...*Moot: Do you want something?* I'm just wondering what your
willing to do to get the domain back...

Moot: What? Do you want me to like, bend down and...give out BLOW JAYS or somethin?

Thats just gross. I don't know, what would you be willing to do to get it back?

Moot: I don't know...What are you looking for? Not looking for BLOW JAYs so what the f___ you do
want?

Angyl: Wool (Well)...I don't know...I'm looking for a good offer...

Moot: I offered you BLOW JAYs! I mean, be more (*Attention w____ Giggles*) specific
here - what the f___ do you want? Apparently, you're not a-- you're not, you find
me to be emo and unattractive, you know - hurt my feelings here.

Moot: But what--

Angyl: *interrupts* I loved the sarcasm by the way!

Moot: Yeah, it's staple - how I deal with being tired and...frustrated. So what do you want?

Angyl: Mmmmmm well, I was just wondering what kind of pizza it was?

Moot: Uhhhhhh, today I ate a cheese pizza. Why are you going to start ordering me pizzas?

Angyl: ...I don't know, Do you want one?

Moot: Naaaaa, I already-- I got one in the fridge.

Angyl: You sure? I mean, you're talking about ordering pizzas, you must want one. I mean
I could order you one if you want...

Moot: I didn't-I didn't say I was going to order a pizza, I said I HAD pizza.

Angyl: No, I said you were talking about ordering pizzas, me ordering you pizzas.
Well, if you really want--(Moot: Unh-Unh)......cause your obviously (Moot: Nooooo) thinking
about it, it's the first thing that came to mind. Whut? Do you think I'm going to like, try
and raid you or something? Do you think I care that much?

Moot: Well you're a girl, so that would be a step up for me wouldn't it?

Angyl: I guess if you wanted... Yeah, I'm a girl - Not a trap.

Moot: Not a trap...

Angyl: Not a trap.

Moot: So, what-what ex-what exactly do you-do you want in return for leaving me alone...and...
we'r--allowing me to regain control?

Angyl: I don't know, I want some something pretty f___ing lulzy - it's gotta be like
epic lulz.

Moot: Lulz? What about, a Longcat plushie? What about...

Angyl: *humphhh* (Moot: I mean...) You know, I wan-I want some kin-some kind of picture
or something, something thats really great.

Moot: Hmmmmmm

*typing on keyboards*

Angyl: That should work...

Moot: *talk at same time*

Angyl: I'm mean are kinda cu-No, I'm just saying your kinda cute. And - A little fanfin (fanfic)
(wut?), would be a...start in the right direction of getting me to leave you alone.

Moot: Say what?

Angyl: A little amusing fanfin (fanfic) would probably, you know - be a start in the right
direction for getting me to leave you alone.

Moot: Well, I love female attention - so who says I want you leave me alone?

Angyl: Hmmmmmmm?

Moot: I mean, What if I'm an attention w____ and I don't want you to leave me alone?

Angyl: Well then, I guess that would just make sense - I mean, you are the f___in' - well,
you WERE the owner of 4chan and all. That'd be in a sense whoring.

Moot: It's true

Angyl: Hmmmmm...So...Are you gonna to take the first step in the right direction?

Moot: I don't know. Give me a specific, what-again, what do you want?

Angyl: ...For a first thing I want, I think a FULL, you know, body,
face included, everything picture - With the words, f___in - Angel ownz me somewhere on it.
What would be kinda amusing, I'd probably lulz a little...

Moot: Angel?

Angyl: Yeah, but it's not-It's A-N-G-Y-L. Yeah.

Moot: Ah, A-N-G-Y-L. Is this like from Bantown or GNAA or anything, or ED?

Angyl: No I'm not from. So. Mmmmm, why do you think I'd be from there? Doesn't a
bunch of--

Moot: I don't know. Well, who are you with then? I don't-I'm not sure I follow...Troll groups,
very often.

Angyl: I'm...kinda...with myself here.

Moot: Oh!

Angyl: But, How *indecipherable* anybody who wants to troll? So about that fanfin (fanfic)...
I'm waiting...

Moot: I'm...going through bills.

Angyl: Well, maybe you should stop. You know, start getting 4chan back - I mean thats
pretty embarrassing. One of the most f___in embarrassing things - like - for the internet,
is to get f___in - defaced. And 4chan is getting f___ing hijacked, and even worse dude -
you got open DNS jacked! You have no f___ing security on your site whatsoever!

Moot: I don't even know what that means...What is-what is, I know-I know open DNS is-is a DNS
server, that they have there - often ad supported, your page not found pages. Uhh, what do
you mean? The name servers allows for a DNS transfer or something?

Angyl: You don't even know do you?

Moot: I'm, not exactly into computers, enlighten me.

Angyl: Wow...

Moot: I kinda-I kinda got stuck with that whole system administrator job, it's not like I chose
it - I don't like computers.

Angyl: You don't like computers? How can you not like computers and run 4chan?
Not only...I think it's a *indecipherable* that you don't have 4chan anymore, honestly -
cause you f___ed it up! You f___ing ruined 4chan. Slowly over time you just picked and
picked at it and changed f___ing rules and just picked and picked and you f___ing
destroyed it bro. Why would you--

Moot: Hey my Mom is, My, My Mom is calling me, so I'm gonna go - Mommies got a - feelin. I gotta go
through these bills hun, so I'll talk to you later.

Angyl: Well, tell you what - you better get that - uh - fanfin (fanfic) to me ASAP, ooooor I'll
talk to your Mommy next. Ok Hunny?

Moot: Ok. Ok. Bye-Bye.

Angyl: Ok you have a really, really good night? *Mwah*.......f___ing Idiot...

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