while browsing through a p___shop
i saw this old guitar
its keys were bent and rusted
its body scratched and scared
holy moses!
would you believe that guitar began to talk
i started thinkin
i wasn't stoned nor drinkin when i heard that talkin guitar say
"My daddy was a Gibson, my mother was a Fender. That's why they call me,
Mindbender!Mindbender that's my name"
You better believe it
it was a mind bending thing.
i said now listen guitar
what you tryin to do
people will think i'm crazy if they see me talkin to you
i said you'd better hold your tongue
it started i was thinkin i wasn't stoned nor drinkin when i swear i heard
that guitar say
"My daddy was a gibson, my mother was a bender. that's why they call me
Minderbender! Mindbender that's my name, my name" you'd better believe it
it was a mind bending thing.
"Oh no."

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