ICP Santa Killa Lyrics

(s___gy 2 Dope)
It's the holiday season
Candy Canes, cookies sprinkle the town
Everyone's jolly, happy, and merry
The dead sing carols in the cemetary
I went up to the mall to meet a Santa Claus
Why you wanna meet a Santa Claus??
Just because
He's a star and I wanna get his autograph
Did you meet the fat b______??
You don't know the half
So I waitin' line with my pad and pen
I finally got up to the b____ and he had a grin
He said he's been watchin' me and I'm a disgrace
So I reach for the nine and shot him in the spine
All the kiddies runnin', screamin' and cryin'
Santa ain't breathin' I think that he's dyin'
He's tryin' to move so I boot him in his grin
HA
b____ should've known about the Santa Claus killa

(Chorus 2x)
Santa Claus
I'm comin'
I'm comin'
I'm comin'
The Santa Claus killaz

(Mike E. Clark)
I'm a Santa Claus killa
b____ what the f___ you know about
You know nothin
So f___ turkey and stuffin
I drink a straight 40
f___ that s___ty egg nog
Cause I'm a wicked clown straight up freak dog
I gets paid I'm pickin up the G s___
And Santa Claus ain't never brought me s___
The fat slop doesn't drink my milk
So don't come around b____ or get your cap peeled
I'm Mike Clark
I'm pimpin' through Clark Park
In a 1981 Skylark
And its dusted, dented and rusted
Don't look or get your lips busted
Santa Claus won't bring me a BM
So I'mma choke that b____ when I see him
MC, Detroit big wheeler
But on Christmas Eve Im a Santa Claus killa

(Fink)
It's Christmas Eve
Another time to decieve
Got another trick up my sleeve
He won't leave
I just wait Tick-Tock-Ticky
Someone told me what the f___ is Saint Nickie
Nick, p____ North Pole hick
b____ a__ sap, what the f___ is that?
Sounds like Rudolph and the whole clique
Its time for some down with the clown G s___
I hear the fat b____ in the chimney
Spark up the matches
Fire catches
And I burn that m_________er up
Wha Wha What The f___!
Cooked his a__ with a crackling sound
Watch as the ash comes juggling down
I smoke them bones and I get much illa
Fink, The Eastside G
The Santa Claus killa

(Chorus 2x)
Santa Claus
I'm comin'
I'm comin'
I'm comin'
The Santa Claus killaz

(Violent J)
One last minute
I get's deadly
Sit back children
Check the medley
Its cold out, I could give a f___ less
Cause I'm waitin' on a b____ in a red dress
A fat b____ with a big white beard
Strapped with a big lead pipe I'm geared
I hear bells, Jing-a-Ling-Jing-Ling-Ding-a-Ling
That's the sound, the dead man here
The dead man here when death is near
I take my pipe and say f___ it
Whip and Lug It
Straight to the nugget
Out cold in a flash, a dash
Then I pushed his a__ off the roof
and straight jacked the sleigh
The ghetto's payday from the Santa Claus killa

(Chorus 2x)
Santa Claus
I'm comin'
I'm comin'
I'm comin'
The Santa Claus killaz