Too Short Hoes Lyrics

You see some people like to play the dating game
Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?"
Wine and dine and waste all that time
Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's fine
Holding hands at the movies, waiting much to f___
Played like a sucker, you should know what's up
Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-a__ hoe
Listen to a real dog, cause I know
You get a pretty yellow b____ with that long-a__ hair
Fine m_________er trying to get with a player
Can't f___ worth s___, old stiff-a__ b____
Tried to get some head and she just kissed my d___
I need a b____ with a beeper, a full time tramp
She can't suck d___ like she's licking a stamp
But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole
Deep throat this big d___ and act real bold
You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your a__
Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash
And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail
Take 'em to the stroll and let the p____ sell
Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts
But to a grandmother, they're like big s___s
And if you're Short Dog, they look like bank rolls
If I ever go broke I'll just break hoes
Cause hoes were made to be broken
It happens every day in Oakland
I need a b____, that's one thing I know
Put my money where my mouth is and just break that hoe
Two and fro, they like to run in pairs
Hit small towns and sell p____ everywhere
I ain't giving no b____es, no kind of slack
Cause Oakland California is where they made The Mack

Prostitution is the oldest profession
Kick back young partner, learn your lesson
Pimp till you die, as long as you know
Pimps ain't nothing but hoes
Getting paid, for everything you say
If a hoe wants to f___ you, she gots to pay
Keep the b____ broke and control the world
Cause when hoes get rich, they call 'em "call girls"
Now ain't nothing like a neighborhood trampy s___
Take a hoe to a spot and let her lick these nuts
Get a square b____, you gotta lie to kick it
But with a nasty b____, she'll just lick it and lick it
I had a square b____, man, she looked way too cool
She said she loved me, but is that true?
She asked me could she be my lady
Wanted so much to have my baby
So what b____? I popped your cherry
Hell f___ing no, I don't wanna get married
Cause can't no b____ hound me
Talking that s___ about a family
I wants no champagne, I drink gin and juice
Bring a bag of ice and watch a ho get loose
Spread the word, we're getting tossed tonight
And please don't trip on the cellulite
I got a fat b____, sucking on my d___
Every day homie it's the same old s___
Don't look stupid, hoe, drop them g______ drawers
Get your a__ in the bed and let's f___ like dogs
On the very first night, we f___ed
I got the p____, I got sucked
I couldn't wait, she asked me why
I let the answer shoot straight in her eye, b____

Hoes are like c__ freaks, they suck you dry
The do what you say, and don't ask why
Who said that hoe ain't old enough?
If she could bleed, then she can f___
Call me "Dirty Dog" but your c___ stank
m_________ers think pimps ain't making bank
But the, pimp game just don't stop
You gotta be down to reach the top
I tell all my homies "Play these hoes"
Don't eat the p____ and play these hoes
Cause some of these hoes get tore up smoking
b____es like that you find all through Oakland
Miniskirts and no panties on
When it's time to f___, it don't take too long
And it's mandatory for hoes to simp
Catch other hoes and bring 'em to pimps
So take this game and keep it for life
Never make a hoe into a housewife
Just get a good b____, a workaholic like Holly
b____ so bold, she'll take a p___ in the alley
And make big bank, it's the p____ is dope
They keep coming back until the tricks go broke
But if that hoe jumps off the track
Another young b____ will bring them tricks right back

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