Eric Cartman / Marc Shaiman Kyle's Mom's a B**ch Lyrics

Ooooooooww

Well, Kyle's mom b____ she is a big fat b____,
she the biggest b____ in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid b____, if there ever was a b____.
She's a b____ to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle: Shut your funking mouth Cartman!!)

On Monday, she's a b____. On Tuesdays, she's a b____
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a b____.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, (p___ounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she's a super king kamehameha b_____. Come on you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old b____ and has stupid hair.
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____.

b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____ she's a stupid b____.
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this

(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old b____ and has stupid hair.
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____.
*gasp*
b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____ she's a stupid b____.
(Kyle:
ah, Cartman.)
Kyle's mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____.

I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat f___ing b____.
Big old fat f___ing b____ Kyle's Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!

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