Bob Rivers The Chipmunk Song (twisted version) Lyrics

Alright you chipmunks ready to sing your new song
I'll say we are
Let's get this over with

ok squeaky ok
ok Thagador ok
ok Melvin Melvin MELVIN!
Relax old man jesus

Christmas chipmunks sing each year
Squeaky rodents hurt your ears
Well sing bad till Christmas past
Hurry Christmas pass real fast
We're a pain to listen to
Been around since 62
You could hardly stand us then
Now here we come again
Ah boys excuse me
You can hardly (hold it)stand to hear
Look you guys
Three weasels every year

Alight you know that's not how it goes boys
That's how it goes now pal he he he
Let's cool it with the adlibing and give it one more try
I'm sorry who's the artists here
Yeah
You know you guy could be used in shampoo testing
what would you about shampoo
Nice rug
Oh yeah that looks real
I'll tell you Melvin I got a friend in the research lab that would pay top dollar for a gerbil like you
Can he get me some v_____
You want an ear growing out of your back pal
you wouldn't dare
What's shaking dave
You want me to let the cat in here
oh bring him on
I'll do it
he's a p____
I've been wanting to do it for years Melvin
nanananana
That goes for all of ya
Alright that's it I'm gonna fire up the barbeque
ohhhhhh
Areba durchi Melvin!!!