Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers round with gifts and laughter do abound and we let out a joyfull sound and sing that stupid song.

Happy Birthday now your one year older
(Happy Birthday) your life still isnt over
(Happy Birthday) you did not accomplish much
but you didnt die this year so i guess that good enough.

So lets drink to your fading health and hope you dont remind yourself that chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year. Cause if you like your doing laps and eating food and taking naps and hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer.

Happy Birthday what have you done that mattered
(Happy Birthday) your starting to get fatter
(Happy Birthday) It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set, this is the only life you get and though it hasnt ended yet some times you wish it might.

Happy Birthday you wish you had more money
(Happy Birthday) your lifes so sad it's funny
(Happy Birthday) how much more can you take
but your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Dear...........

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