Carla:
I've had it up to here
So let me make it very clear
Because I swear I'll never clue you in again

Every time that you profess
I come from Puerto Rico --

Turk:
Yes?

Carla:
-- For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!

Turk:
Don't make a big to-do
I was simply testing you

Carla:
Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's "blaxican"?

Turk:
Babe, you know I know the truth

Carla:
Well, I need a little proof
So list all you know about me, or no s__ again

Turk:
Uh... Let's see...
Your name is Carla

Carla:
Oh, yes

Turk:
You are Latina

Carla:
Impressive

Turk:
You're a nurse, your mother's dead
And, wait -- I got it!
Three sisters

Carla:
Turk!

Turk:
Two sisters?
Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge j_______!

Carla:
Tell me, what's my middle name?

Turk:
Okay, I'm tired of this game
Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again
But it's not just me who gets mixed up
By all this crazy ethnic stuff!

Todd:
Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican!
Boo-ya!

Carla:
Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan?
How long before we met was I in medicine?
Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin?
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk:
The thing is guys remember facts
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three!
And that is why our brains are maxed
And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!

Carla:
Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man

Turk:
Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're --

Carla:
-- Dominican!

Turk:
You're not staying home from work

Carla:
Will that make you happy, Turk?

Turk:
I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins

Carla:
Then I'll return to work today!
Now, you're sure that that's okay?

Turk:
I say "¡Sí!" -- which is "yes" in Dominican!
And Puerto Rican!

Carla:
Turk!

Turk:
But you're Dominican!

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
73
73.29
La petite sirène Pauvres âmes infortunées Lyrics
The Fray (nº37 en los 40) How To Save A Life Lyrics