Size does Matter

And Im coming with a darn dumb dumb dumb story
whats the matter? Dont have a second to spare?
Heard of many stories that are dumb but true?
check this out..

This huge m____fucker who's claiming to be,
huge m____..or rather trying to be?
Always walking heavy, Always pushing heavy
Always walking, pushing heavy and such

Well all these people who think they are
something else than the rest of us,
thats all this story is about.

What did the little guy say?

"Oh no mister Giant please dont squish my head
I'll cook you a b____ of a chicken instead.."

"Uh? What? Well I dont eat chicken, I dont
eat stew. I only eat little Bartholomews!"

Pick on somebody of your own size

what did the old man say about it? Who knows.

Poor little bartholomew, he never made it back
home. And for all of you who dont know what
the f___ we're talking about..Bartie died, the giant
had him.

sssh....
sssh...
ssh..

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