This is a song
It's meant to be stupid, racist, down right nasty!
So very wrong, is this song - and it's long
TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO!

Imagine yourself in a boat - NO - a void, a black void...
Imagine a colour... BUT. NOT. PINK! caressing your limbs
Now you sink -
Into a dream state, into a trance
I'm counting down backwards - look at my hands
5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1
Don't open your eyes
Now I've begun ... to hypnotize...

So you continue to listen to this
Wanting the story, you don't want to miss!
So I continue to sing you this ssssong -
Oh lordy boredy, it's so very wrong...

So you are under this Looooow tooooned voice
I'm taking your will power by choice
Talk like a monkey, Cheese you shall grate
Oh Even Better...

I WANT YOU TO m_________!!

You put your hand down your knickers onto -
Your peni or gina and begin to
Tuck it or rub it, what ever you please
NO THE OTHER HAND IS GRATING THE CHEESE!!

Shuck yourself harder, you're doing it right...
f___ yourself harder, continue all night,
Pluck every hair out of a giraffe,
Slaughter a pig, and suck on a calf...

Imagine yourself in the sky
Way up high where you're flying like a bird
Now a t___ - dropping down towards Earth
Falling like the s___ you are
You're stuck in traffic - you're stuck in your car

Listening to me and my non-chinese talk
c____y-o-china, let's go for a walk
Walking back towards reality
Completely awake on the count of 3

1 - 2 - 3
... 4 - 5 - 6
The extra three numbers are in case you are thick
Have a nice day
Remember your fruit
End of this Song
Et Salut!
Et Salut!

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