Well the pope e went to Dublin on a big Italian plane
Collecting for the chapels and the Vatican
The nun had plastic buckets an the priests had empty tins
And the Catholics had to stand and put there giro money in.

Alter boys with candles and plastic rosemary beads
And drank so much communion wine the al went af their heeds
And the pope said thanx ma children for givin me ur dough but al the time we were there the boys of sandy row!

We hijacked the pope mobile painted it red white n blue
We took it to Derry's walls and up the shankill to
We took it to sandy row to see King Billy on his horse,
Were he knelt n kissed king Billy's feet and the horses a___!

Glory, glory Halleluiah (x 3)
And we sent him back to Rome!

Arriving back in Italy he complained of feeling poor
So they sent for a doctor to try and find a cure
He quickly found the problem and the cure was diagnosed
He had to have his nookie or become the Holy Ghost.

As he lay on his single bed his cardinals did explain
You got to get Ur end away or the smoke will rise again
"Al do it said the papa, in fact im thrilled to bits
But she must be blind deaf and dumb with a gr8 big pair of t__s!"

We hijacked the pope mobile painted it red white n blue
We took it to Derry's walls and up the shankill to
We took it to sandy row to see King Billy on his horse,
Were he knelt n kissed king Billy's feet and the horses a___!

Now the bird she was a cracker, of that there was nae doots!
Black stockings and suspenders and kinky leather boots
But he cudnay get a hard on, in fact he felt a fool
Which proves if u don't play the game don't br8 the b_____ rules!

Glory, glory Halleluiah (x 3)
And we sent him back to Rome!

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