Tenacious D 39 Lyrics

She's 39, but she still looks young
Not very young, but a lot of fun
She's my 39 lady in the sun

49 and I'm feelin' fine
In the sun that's a lot of fun
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
I think about her every d___ night
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
From now on I got my 39 year-old w____
Oh!

Don't you call her a w____
I'll f___in' tear your esophagus out
She's sweet and she's getting old
And she's mine, to have and to hold

She needs a dentist appointment quick
I pay for it and she sucka my d___
When we text each other, I fiddle with my a___

I stick the finger in it!
Then I f___in' didariddly doo
And I f___in' gots to spew
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
Get me a tissue

Chardonnay in the setting sun
She's 39, but she's number one
Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight

I like it cause I don't feel scared
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
She's knockin' on my door!

I open the door
There she is, not too bad, good enough
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
b___ies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Trimmed her p____ hairs, good enough for me
Mature woman, she's my lady

Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
She ain't gonna be f___in' around with no other guys
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
Special lady

We can see a f___in' movie
And agree it's a total piece of s___
Comfortable shoes, never lose
We can f___in' talk about some things
She don't need no diamond rings
She don't need no diamond rings

See also:

8
8.45
José José Insaciable amante Lyrics
Falkenbach Winternight Lyrics