Plan B Happy As Larry Feat. Larrikin Love Lyrics

On September 3rd 2003
I was softly touched by a warm summer breeze,
There were blue t__s flocking and swerving
My accuracy, well it's quite unnerving.

I stole into a burnt, orange field,
Which once was green, but lost its zeal,
To prance and dance and sing around
Which is not condoned in the centre of town.

And as I crunched those crispy leaves
I walked towards a shaded tree
To find a young girl lying there,
Drifting off without a care.

Her face was covered by a straw hat,
'Happy as Larry' and all of that,
When I shouted out to wake her up,
She was skipping school in the burning hot.

And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little girl was not asleep,
I moved her hat to find that her face was grey,
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!

And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little girl was not asleep,
I moved her hat to find that her face was grey,
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles.
It's not funny!

There's a bre' called Larry,
Following a girl called Annie
Walking down a dark alley
That leads to a park where Sally,
A mate of Annie's
Who must be late,
Said she'll meet her at the gate,
But she ain't there
And Annie's scared.
'Cause now she's aware
That Larry's there
She don't wanna walk through the park at night,
But Larry's in the alley and it's dark alright.
So all she can do is go that way and hope that Larry is a girl or gay,
'Cause true-say she can't see who it is, if she could she'll be losing her s___
Running like nobody's business,
'Cause Larry's little head is full of thoughts of sickness
And all he wants to do
Is grab little Annie and screw
The life out of her literally.
He ain't evil he's the epitomy,
The epitomy.
And now he's closing in where the park bench stop and the trees begin,
No conscience is a sleazy sin,
Women don't slip so easily in.

Children: Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Children: Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that

Annie ain't dreaming
He's grabbed her, but Annie ain't screaming
'Cause he's gagged her,
Wielding a knife, saying he's gonna stab her.
If she tries running away, she'll get a dagger
Straight through the heart;
But this ain't love,
It's rape and murder straight, blood
Ain't dripping from his knife,
That's not how he takes her life.
Larry says, "b____ get in touch with nature."
f___ing sick c___ laughs as he rapes her,
Rapes her,
Rapes her,
Hands over mouth he suffocates her,
Takes her - life away, takes her - life away, takes her - life away, takes her - life away.

And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little girl was not asleep,
I moved her hat to find that her face was grey,
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!

There's a guy called Barry
Looking for Larry,
Walking down the same alley
That leads to the park where Annie,
The daughter of Barry, that was gagged and raped,
When she went to meet Sally her so-called mate,
Her so-called mate who said she'd wait,
Said she'd meet her at the gate
But weren't there, and now Barry knows why.
Barry knows Larry knows Sally 'cos Si,
Short for Simon, a policeman Barry knows from back when he was a fireman
Let it slip that Sally was the b____ that Larry used as bait
To find girls and become their mates
And set them up to get f___ed and raped.
He said, "There'll be no justice
If we left it to the system,
So if you want justice
Don't say a word, my friend, just listen
Larry's meeting Sally in the park
At 8pm, when it gets dark.
Take this gun and wear this mask,
Do it right - make it fast

Children: Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Children: Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that

Barry's waiting in the alley with his gun and his balaclava,
Thinking 'bout the way Larry took away Annie from her father.
He wants to end this c___'s life,
Teach him about karma.
A bullet straight between the eyes, and one for his b____ after.
Sally's there now he can see her waiting,
There's a guy at the top of the road waving
At Sally, that's Larry it's blatant.
Barry moves fast down the alley to the pavement,
Two bullets to make their heads cave in
One each to teach them 'bout taking life - Yes life is God's for taking
But this God is godforsaken.