I don't mind being confined to L.A. state prison
cause I would drive with DUIs
I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that the sentence is now bona-fide
How about a chill that won't insult my civic pride
like somewhere on the upper west side
with a water slide
oh no

Even though they say I'm shady
I'm really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can't do time
Robert Blake and OJ Simpson
they both get off scot-free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
aah aah

I went ape on a s__ tape
Guys are gaga
I must make my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She'll probably get parole and float away
because she weighs, zero.

Even though i caught the glamor
even thought my clothes are fab
they throw me in the slammer
Britney gets rehab
They put me in the big house
sounds like a movie pitch
Paris goes up the river -
ends up as somebody's b____
They can't do this to me, I'm rich.
aah aah

And now i am digging a ditch
aah aah

My roommate's a woman named Mitch.

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