There are
So many hours in the day
I know I've got work to do but, hey
My will to move or even use my brain
Is weathered by eternal English rain
And when the talk show ends, I scream
Right at the screen for more pregnant teens
I can't fall asleep
It's almost 3
So I water the flowers out on the street

And I spent 5 hours on the net
Last night
Avoiding the monsters under my bed
With square eyes

How fun-f___ing-fabulous it is
To be so scared of the dark like this
I know I've got work to do
It's a b____
I'm staggering round
I can't find the switch

And I spent 5 hours on the net
Last night
Avoiding the monsters under my bed
With square eyes
Now I dare not stick me feet off the end
In case they bite
And sing the monster song

La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah [x4]

There are
So many hours in the day
To address this problem in some way
Some Barbie doll talks of carb intake
I turn it off
For now, I'm okay

See also:
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Michael Buble You'll Never Find (Another Love Like Mine) Lyrics
Joe Dassin Meines Vaters Sohn Lyrics