I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

Well, I've been known
To cause a few breakups
And I've been known to cause a few births
Well, I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures
Of you at the beach

I've influenced Kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two
That I can make you put
That lampshade on your head

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
I been making a fool
Out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance

I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol

Yes, since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars lots of big money
(Helping white people dance)

Yeah, I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol

(Alcohol, alcohol)
Na na na na na na......

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