Hello, welcome to the show, thought we broke up years ago
What's up, I just s___ my pants, gambled and I lost
Good times, just blew out my knee I've fallen and I can't get up
Oh s___, I think I broke my back where's the wheelchair?
I'm old school..

I'm played out (out, out, out)

Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis
The vultures circling above our balding heads

Second verse, the same as the first, I forgot the words again
Railer, lost my inhaler, who's got a smoke for the Caper?
Hold on, let me catch my breath
All right I feel better now take it to the bridge

I'll never be Ozzy on stage when I'm fifty
I'm gonna look like Elvis by the time I'm forty

We're already bogus, We're already fading
We'll never be The Rolling Stones
I'm staying home..

Dementia and senility
My failing muscles atrophy
I've lost all ability
Falling apart!

Blue hair, brown teeth
Failing livers,defeat
Maybe we will try to pull it off
for another year

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