Got a gun, fact I got two
That's ok man, cause I love God
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Feel so manly, when armed

Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun

Don't think, dumb is strength
Never shot at a living thing
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Feel so manly, when armed

Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a...

Always keep it loaded
Always keep it loaded
Always keep it loaded

Kindred to the real American

Life comes... I can feel your heart
Life comes... I can feel your heart through your neck
Life comes... I can feel your heart through your neck
Like some... I can steal your heart from your neck

Glorified... Glorified

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Drummer at the time Dave Abbruzzese bought a gun ("in fact he bought two") and the conversation with the band about the purchase is what inspired this song. Ed was p___ed that he bought guns and sparked the initial discussion. Then Ed took notes about the conversation and it became Glorified G.

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