And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply
So, I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat and said imagine that, hunh, me working for you

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here He'd tell you to your face man you're some kind of sinner

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

Now hey you mister can't you read
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no, you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here

And the sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside - OOH!

And the sign said everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

Sign, sign

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