Andras Jones aka The Previous Sister, if Lyrics

Well, everyone's a brother
To someone or another
Unless, of course, you're a girl
But I've always been a boy
And mostly I enjoy
Being a boy

Well, I wasn't good at sports
Or building fancy ports
But when I was about thirteen
I found a magazine
You know the kind I mean
It was the most interesting thing I'd ever seen

But if I'd had - if I'd had a sister
Oh I know we'd have played Twister

And then I'd be immune
To every siren's tune
I wouldn't just stand staring at her t__s
No, the flesh wouldn't give me fits
Oh, I'd be used to it
Yeah, I'd be used to it

But all my life I heard it said
The best things in this world happen in the bed
I don't know why my face turned red
When she turned around and said

That all I wanna do
Is get so close to you
That everything just blends
Oh, we could still be friends
Though after the wound mends
We could even do it
We could even do it
We could even do it again
We could even do it again
We could even do it again
But I never ever met my sister
And all my life I've missed her

'Cause everyone's a brother
To someone or another
Unless, of course, you're a girl

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