He was born in 1882 in London
He'd kick your a__ at violin and organ
And then he'd steal your wife
Hey, that's life

You broke one of my favorite possessions
Of course you realize this means war
Now I fart in your general direction
I won't stop until I even up the score

You can't keep me down forever
I will hunt you down and get her

Leopold

With Greta Garbo
Those two made quite a pair
You broke my banjo
You won't be coming up for air
And little do you know
You're singing for a long-haired hare

All I want is to sing and play me harp
What's the matter fat boy
Can't you hear you're sharp?

You can't keep me down forever
I will track you down and get her back

Leopold

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
80
80.5
Jesse Powell By The Way Lyrics
Monty Python The Tale of Sir Robin Lyrics