Words and Music by Unknown, Bobby Emperor/Norman Gimbel, Charles Fox
1.:
I tried to run my programs with Windows 95,
8 megs is recommended but I got only 5.
So there it was my system - completely obsoleted

Chorus:
Typing bad names with my fingers,
cursing out loud at my mouse,
killing my software with Windows,
killing my software with Windows,
needing more disk s___e for Windows,
needing new programs with Windows.

2.:
XP needed hundreds of megs, I then got 64,
I bought some new but they broke into a backdoor.
So they cracked my system, it was totally trashed.

Chorus: Typing bad names...

3.:
That day I wiped my hard disk, 'cause my system was hosed,
like with an air conditioner, I cared that Windows stayed closed.
So I installed that "Linux" - and my problems were gone...

Chorus: Typing bad names...

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Jimmy Buffett The Hang-Out Gang Lyrics
陈晓东 IF Lyrics