Give us this day, our daily dose of faux affliction
Forgive our sins
Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons
'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness
So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God's sakes, preach with conviction

Strike up the band
Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now don't you move

Strike up the band
Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now don't you move

Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights
We sure are in for a show tonight

In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character
We've got the gunslinger extraordinaire, walking contradictions
And I for one, can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit
And I for one, won't stand for this
If this scene were a parish, you'd all be condemned

Strike up the band
Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now don't you move

Strike up the band
Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now don't you, don't you move

Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights
We sure are in for a show tonight

Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights
We sure are in for a show tonight

Just stay where you are
Douse the lights

Strike up the band
Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now don't you, don't you move

Strike up the band
Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No, don't you get it, don't you get it, now don't you, don't you move

Don't you move
Don't you move
Strike up the band

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