Elio e le Storie Tese John Holmes (E.L.I.O. Version) Lyrics

Io ho 23 centimetri.

When I was just a boy,
everyone made fun of me,
just because my p____ was enormous,
my mom said it was gorgeous.

I work in a circus because of my p____,
and everybody says: "No problem!",
because my p____ makes my living,
now I became a famous actor,
and even though I'm just a slave to love,
I bought myself a rasta Harley.

Now I'm a slave to my new Harley
I got it from Bob Marley,
it's rasta 'cause it was Bob Marley's,
sometimes I ride it with Ziggy Marley.

I will relaunch the silent movie
because Bob told me that it's groovy,
and if you see that forty jumps of that children
we will act like: this is fondamentaly the truth.

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley

Twelve inches, it is one foot
of artistic reality,
that is what attracted all the critics,
not my acting ability,
because they simply don't get it,
I don't speak 'cause I eat spaghetti,
and so my face is normally off-screen,
all of the people still come to adore me,
and now they've made me into a big star.

I relaunched the silent movie,
because I am silent,
and even if I had been born dumb,
I'd have relaunched the dumb-o movie,
and if I had been born x__
I'd have relaunched the x__ movie
I am your fire and your Venus,
because I'm acting with my p____,
and so my p____ makes my living,
my p____ is very forgiving,
all my Harleys don't forgive me,
and I'm asking for forgiveness,
yes yes my Harleys don't forgive me,
and I'm asking for forgiveness.

Ok, come on!

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema,
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema,
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley

John Holmes
ahah
che bello
il cazzo
sborare
minchia!