Abandon Ship! No Crabs Lyrics

Her dad touched her c___, but it was too dry
Barely got it out a drop of a c__shot stuck to her tongue
Went down on her to find her too frantic
Tonight it's gonna be much worse
Cause now they're in both in my life
I'm too cornered and he's hard now
And I need to find a way out now
This knife is all I have so I'll use it
Cause you need one just for the bears

(He will own your a__ with all the thongs stuck on your crotch and leave you kicking and screaming so you can feltch it in the end)

Aw d___! I'll be getting crabs all the time
Aw d___! And these were the briefs you bought for me
d___, this is what I'd eat if I could boil all, all my p___s there

You always pull just before you finish
Drink up, shooting all last resort
But only the first vagi-na-na
I'm too cornered and she's wet now
And I need to find a way out now
This condom's all I have so I'll use it
Cause you need one just to have s__

Why don't you show me a little bit of c___ you've been saving for your real man... love?

Aw d___! I'll be getting crabs all the time
Aw d___! And these were the briefs you bought for me
d___, this is what I'd eat if I could boil all, all my p___s there

Why don't you show me a little bit of c___ you've been keeping under that dress
I only want sympathy in the form of you staying out of bed with me

No Crabs! Aw d___!
No Crabs! Aw d___!

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