The Dead Milkmen The Fez Lyrics

Hello, Colin; it's the fez!

Who has angered the volcano god? (x4)
You have angered the volcano god!

I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat
(ha ha ha ha)

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again (x2)
He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!

Excuse me while I puke and die
(ha ha ha ha)

Know what p___es me off, huh? You know what
What really gets me mad in this life?
It's the g______ periodic table of elements.
They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements.
Then they've got 10 or 11 of these
Non-naturally occuring man-made elements.
They give them names like Einsteinium,
Californium, and Nobelium.
And what I want to know is
If they're man-made
Just how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh?

Know what's bothering my mind?

There's a time for taking
And a time for giving
But ripping off the b___hole Surfers
Is how we make our living
(ha ha ha ha)