Body Lotion and the Bloody Hands sECRET tRACK lOVERS! Lyrics

This is a song about a real nasty fella.
Made me so mad I smashed my bontempi so this song is a capella.
So you screwed that girl I hated,
honestly couldn't you have waited,
at the wedding they say she looked a bit inflated
but hey thats a part of being impregnated.
You took off but that's just fine - considering that you're borderline. Borderline, borderline, borderline...
Regarding my next man
at the moment I haven't really got a plan.
But I have some indispensable criteria:
He must be young and cooler than Siberia.
And don't think I believed the lies,
they were easily detected in your beady eyes,
but you believed me when I said you were good at woohoo.
That makes me a better liar than you.
Now you're all cold and the snowing won't stop,
but in the afterlife a friend of mine will warm you up.
You're not completely insane but very close,
I guess by now every eskimo knows..that your
borderline! borderline! borderline!