Import-Export Show Lyrics

Underling2: Welcome everybody to the hopefully first successful import/export show the great northwest has ever seen. Now I know some of you are curious as to what we are importing/exporting because our company is relatively unknown here in the northwest. But to answer your questions in the back of your mind for what we are doing is to...- (Evil Voice) BLOW YOU ALL UP!
(crowd panics)
Underling2: We are here to lure out bonding and using all you people to do that, thanks to this show being broadcasted all over the country! (laughs megalomaniacally)
Underling2: And also to draw him out of the crowd here, if he is here in the show today, I am holding the detonator for the giant project you were sent here to stop, the UMD bomb, it sits 50ft below this ground and it has a timer of only 6 minutes, "the exact same 6 minutes you gave me..."

Crowd Member: What does that mean?

Bonding: It means we only got 3 minutes people! Get out of here, quickly!

Crowd Member: But the exits are locked!

Bonding: Then make your own exit!
pounding on the doors to make an escape
Underling2: Bonding, I knew you'd make it! C'mon up here and try and stop me, I have a vendetta against you.

Bonding: What is it with you people and having a grudge against me? (growls as going up steps)

Underling2: (growls back and fight breaks out)

Bonding: That's it I've had enough of this...
(gunshot)