Send In The Russian Lyrics

L: That's it, I've had enough of this, send in the Russian!

Worker: Uh, sir this is kinda stupid but the cell phone carrying the Russian's number was lost.

L: What?!

Worker: Yeah, somebody hacked the phone and dumped all the numbers.

L: How the hell did this happen?!

Worker: Probably when the cell phone went back for maintenance.

L: Well what numbers do we got left?

Worker: By memory, we only got three numbers left.

L: Who they for?

Worker: We got three and they are: the Mexican, the Asian, and the Poor guy.

L: Hmm... Well I must think long and hard on this. The Poor guy could use the money, but as soon as we pay him he'll spend the money on booze and forget about the mission. The Mexican, hmm...

Worker: Uh, sir, if I may?

L: What?! I'm thinking out loud now. Can't you see?

Worker: Not to interrupt your thinking process, but more of a suggestion.

L: Ok, go ahead.

Worker: The Poor guy, he got a cell phone so he's no longer a registered number so he's outta the picture, the Mexican found a job so he too is outta the picture.

L: Hmm... You know the Mexican was my first choice, alright bring in the Asian!

Worker: Yes, sir.

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