Stoner Music The Marijuana Mix Lyrics

Hi kids,
do you like cannibis
wanna see me pack a fat bolw
and then smoke out of it

Wanna copy me and be a serious pot head
say things like dank, skunk, buda, roach, reefer or nugget
my brain said wait "just a minute", i can't think another thaught
this s___'s all clogged up with Tetra Hydra Canabana
then Johnny G says "hey dave, i'm perty hungry"
well then lets eat "i don't feel like walking man, wanna carry me"
well since age 4 i couldn't really feel my legs
cuz i smoked a fat joint with you every night befor i went to bed
got real stoned and started listening to criss cross
felt really weird kinda like i had some nipp ons
i smoke a fat pound of grass in the large of my a__
with some nacho's and burritos i got a tacobell real fast
"come here baby you look real good right now"
eh john, wait a minute, your talking to my doorbell

my englhis teacher wanted to smoke me up in jr. high
only problem was i was already perty f___en high
i took a shot of vodka with a chaser
made a bong out of an eraser
asked my teacher to spread her legs so i could taster her
walked into the strip-club i was perty f___ed up
started splashing around in peopls drinks like a little bear cub
extra terrestrial's packing a bowl
while there saying
we ain't got this s___ up on mars yo
WOA
99% of my life i've been baked
at my wedding i said hey f___ this s___ and ran strait for the cake
i told my whife our kids were gonna be junkies
riding around in Volks Wagon and playing * by * like a bunch of hippies
you know your really stoned when can't feel your hands
running around trying to figure out the meaning of your toe nails man
i went to White Castle and asked for a happy meal
waitress said we don't serve those here
i said dude whats the deal

stop the tape
i need to go roll a J
hey dave, you got an extra nugget i can mabe take
i don't wanna come down, it's too fun to be high
nah, i wanna be baked every day for the rest of my life
mayo or relish i can barely decide
lets put it on some cookies ya man high five

all my life i was either baked or fryed
i don't really have s__ cuz i fall asleep when i try
i get ripped like the incredible hulk
i trip when i walk and my eyes are always half shut or blood shot
when i was little i use to get baked and run into the wall

i lie awake and prop my bong against the wall
tell my friend dave to light that sun of a b____ from 12 feet down the hall
i get high and glad and by the way, when you find my dad
tell him ill see him in a little while when i get out of rehab