Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee

A lot o' shoes, a lot o' rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killing, that he's so willing
To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear? Well can't you guess?
She feels neglected and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone. He doesn't write.
He says he's busy but she says "Is he?"
He's makin whoopee.

He doesn't make much money. Only five thousand per.
Some judge who thinks he's funny say "You'll pay six to her."

He says "Now Judge, Suppose I fail."
The judge says "Fudge - Right into jail"
He better keep her. I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee.

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