Marvelous 3 Katrina Lyrics

I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a Members Only jacket and said it was kool
That's when I met katrina, she was best friends with Seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah I thought she was special
I saw her in the hall about quarter to three
I said "I'll take you in my Nova, to the tasty freeze"
She said "I know all about you, more than I should
I know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods"

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So tell me how I'm supposed to act when I've been stalked by a lesbian
I can't sleep a wink, and I'm married to the ephedrine
How am I supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian now

Now don't take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project was covered in glue
So I asked that guy Seshel, I said "was it something I said?"
He said "quit being so f___in' paranoid, it's all in your head!"
The way she's looking at me I think she wants me to be
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh god she's walking this way oh god what should I say
I hope and pray that she could ever be straight

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So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and there's this girl and she walks up to me and she's beautiful and she says 'Hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me?' and I freaked I said 'Oh my god I thought you looked familiar' about this time this 400 f___ing pound woman walks up with Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck, she comes waddling and says 'DON'T f___ WITH MY GIRL' I looked at Jabba straight in the f___ing eye and I said 'Don't worry every time I picture Katrina's face it's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-a__ed, 3 chinned neck' she says 'Are you stupid?' I say 'No I'm just sober!'**

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I hope she beat the s___ out of you, you h___phobic f--