I read the newspaper by chance one day at breakfast.
What a terrible sad story, a b_____ murder case.
I'm sorry to say this but I just had to laugh.
"How silly...", what's the next story?

Tell me something, happy news!
What the hell is wrong with this world now?
Tell me something, happy new!
I'm in a crazy world...

"Oh my God! Gonna be late for my dumb class...
Should I quit school?
Oh...the chime is ringing!"
Good morning teacher and my friends,
did you have a good dream last night?
Enough of teacher's preaching,
let's go out, skip from this room.
Can't keep being quiet!

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