Joe C feat. Kid Rock Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch Lyrics

(Tell ya about Kyle's momma)

(Straight outta tailer, Joe C)

Kyle's Momma is a big fat b____
She's the biggest b____ I know and she stinks like s___
Remember back in the day when she was skinny
Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty

I just laugh and walk on past
sayin "s___ God d___ thats a big fat a__"
f**k that s___
she's a big fat trick
but I still let her suck this 10 foot d___

Joe C
I'm a crazy hit
down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique
I don't know much, but I know this s___
Kyle's momma is a big fat b____

Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
She's a three toed, stank a__, cross-eyed b____

My homie named Kyle lives up the block
he's got a big fat mom, that sucks my c___
non-stop she's a sight to see
a real sloppy b____
does right by me
she might be the best suck in the mountains
10 times a week
but s___, who's countin'?
I'm astounded by the things she does
she's the suckinest, f**kinest, freak there ever was
she ain't a s___
she's a super groupy

and I past that b____ around like a dooby
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat b____

Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
She's a three toed, stank a__, cross-eyed biiitch

(Tell 'em Joe)

I'm Joe C
The C stands for Cool
I might be a f**k
But I ain't no fool
I just rode from South Park to Golda
Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
little freak a__ pimp, but you know that
I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy
Colorado b____es ain't s___ but yuppies
Whuddup, I'm the J-O-E
To the motha f**kin sea in the place to be
I don't know what, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch

Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
Kyle's momma is a big fat b____
She's a three toed, stank a__, cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch

(Heheheh... yup)

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(This goes out to al the fat b____es in the world)

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