Self Crashing Parties Lyrics

Caught you shopping for a new party dress
We can take you down now
Just invite ourselves
What's the occasion?
Who are all of your guests?
We won't tell a soul now
Noone else will know
So just how many invitations were sent
We're still R.S.V.P.
You forgot us obviously
I knew exactly what her silence meant
We were not important
To her soiree a__ortment
How can she brush off the casanovas
That we know we've grown to be

Standing in the shadows
All these people that I don't know
Crashing the party
Is a way of making new friends
As she plays piano
Melodies fall out the window
Crashing the party
Makes me such a big man
She never knew we ate all the food
And took things from her room
She never knew we took mother's jewels
And daddy's shoes

Called you over for some television
There's nothing to do now
Nothing going on
All these people parked outside of my home
They broke down the doors now
As if we'd invited them
Cases of beers
Cause teenage tears
While we watched The Wonder Years

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