Up Rolled The Riot Van
And Sparks Excitement In The Boys
But The Policemen Look Annoyed
Perhaps These Are Ones
They Should Avoid

Got A Chase Last Night
From Men With Truncheons
Dressed In Hats
We Didn't Do That Much Wrong
Still Ran Away Though
For The Laugh, Just For The Laugh

And Please Just Stop Talking
'Cause They Won't Find Us If You Do
Oh, Those Silly Boys In Blue
Well, They Won't Catch Me And You

Have You Been Drinking, Son
You Don't Look
Old Enough To Me
I'm Sorry, Officer
Is There A Certain Age
You're Supposed To Be
'Cause Nobody Told Me

And Up Rolls The Riot Van
And These Lads Just
Wind The Coppers Up
They Ask Why They Don't
Catch Proper Crooks
They Get Their Address
And Their Names Took
But They Couldn't Care Less

Thrown In A Riot Van
And All The Coppers
Kicked Him In
And There Was
No Way He Could Win
Just Had To Take It
On The Chin.

©Official Lyric

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