Everyday when I get in my car
It's a Honda, you know
I sit on down but I don't get too far
You wanna know why?
'Cuz I've gotta reach down
And scratch an itch
In an area, an area
That's so sensitive
So I do a

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Pinch and Roll
Pinch and Roll
Everybody do a Pinch and Roll
Pinch and roll
If you're itchy do a Pinch and Roll
Pinch and roll
We don't scratch, we do a Pinch and Roll
Pinch and roll

So if you've got a problem
You know what to do
Whether you're watching TV
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don't do
Now the girls don't know
But us guys we all know
How to do a little dance
We call the Pinch and Roll
And we do the

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Pick it up
Now if you've got a rash
Or a minor glitch
Stick your hands on down
And give yourself a big pinch
Then you roll it around
Around and round it goes
But after you're done
Make sure you know where it goes
Not in your nose!

(Chorus)

Everybody do the...
PINCH! AND! ROLL!

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