JibJab Big Box Mart Lyrics

OH IT STARTS WITH SWEATSHOP LABOR IN A FOREIGN FACOTRY,
AND GETS PACKED ON A VESSLE AND SHIPPED OVER THE SEA.
ITS LOADED ONTO TRAILERS AND ITS SPREAD ACROSS THE MAP,
BIG BOX MART IS THE PLACE I GO TO BUY ALL OF MY c___.

OH BIG BOX MART, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME?
'CAUSE OUR SHOPPING CARTS ARE EMPTY AND WE'RE ON A SHOPPING SPREE.

I COME TO THE BIG BOX MART 'CAUSE I DO HAVE LOTS OF NEEDS,
AND THEY SELL c___ THE CHEAPEST WITH THEIR DISCOUNTS GUARANTEED.
WHEN I'M WALKING THRU THE ISLES, ITS LIKE I AM HYPNOTIZED,
WITH A WALLET FULL OF CREDIT CARDS I NEVER LEAVE DEPRIVED.

OH BIG BOX MART, THANK YOU FOR SERVING ME.
BUT MY HOUSE IS FULL OF c___ NOW AND IT USED TO BE EMPTY.

THE NEXT DAY AT THE FACTORY, THE NEWS WAS VERY GRIM.
MY JOB WAS BEING OUTSOURCED TO THE SLUMS OF EAST BEIJING.

MANAGEMENT WAS STREAMLINING THE COMPANY'S ORD CHART.
THEY GOTTA MAKE c___ CHEAP ENOUGH TO SELL TO BIG BOX MART.

OH BIG BOX MART, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.
HE'S GOT TO START ALL OVER AT THE AGE OF 53.

I STILL GO TO BIG BOX MART, YES I'M THERE MOST ALL THE TIME.
THESE DAYS YOU'LL MOSTLY FIND ME SWEEPING ISLE NUMBER NINE.
MY DREAMS OF OUR RETIREMENT HAVE GONE UP IN A BLAZE,
AND I'LL BE SCRUBBING TOILETS 'TIL THEY STICK ME IN THE GRAVE.

OH BIG BOX MART, WHAT HAVE YOU SOLD TO ME,
WE USED TO BE YOUR CUSTOMERS, NOW WE'RE YOUR EMPLOYEES.

OH BIG BOX MART. MY PAY CHECK REMINDS ME,
YOUR EVERYDAY LOW PRICES HAVE A PRICE...
...THEY AREN'T FREE.

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