I got combat training from overseas
Now I'm the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese
I think I'd rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him wallor in some plastic b____
The band sucks and the pizza's cold
And you eat it with a s_____rin' four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain't enough Chucky a__ whippin's
To go round

In Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin' youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell

I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin' jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn't torture me half as well
As them little birthday $@*#*@*$!
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELL!!
Ow Wo Wo

[Spoken]
And if you haven't taken your child to Chucky Cheese you suck as a parent!

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