Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet ?

When in this charming car
This charming man

Why pamper life's complexities
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat ?

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said - It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care

A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said - return the ring
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said - It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
Oh, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...

A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said - return the ring
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

New York version adds :

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ...
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ...

A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said - return the ring
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

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