Roy 'Chubby' Brown Toss Me Off! Lyrics

Wee-Hee, well it's Saturday night
and I ain't got a light but I don't give a s___e,
Cos I'm off to the Discotheque.
Waa-Hoo, I'll be f___ing them on the floor and up against the door,
And I'll f___ them and I'll suck them till my bell ends raw,
Kiss my d___ will you make it quick,
Oh no Toss me off, f___ing birds get on my f___ing nerves.

Well it's just my luck that I won't get a suck but I don't give a f___,
Cos I'm off to the Discotheque.
Waa-Hoo oh yes b______s to the left, b______s to the right,
Swing your b______s, and get the f___ing thing right,
I'm p___ed off but I'm no Fred Astaire you know.
Toss me off, f___ing birds get on my f___ing nerves.

Here comes Johnny with his c___ in his hand he's got one b______ missing,
But he's off to the Discotheque.
He's well hung but he's just got one lung,
And he licks all the women with a six inch tongue,
Well he's no fool he as a f___ing big tool,
You know, Toss me off, f___ing birds get on your f___ing nerves.

It's a Saturday dance I've a bulge in me pants, going to eat some p____,
Cos I'm off to the Discotheque.
I'll f___ all night and I'll suck all day,
Well you can't beat a gobble and you can't beat a lay,
I hope and pray I don't get aids this way,
Toss me off, f___ing birds get on your f___ing nerves.
Oi who are you laughing at I'll shove that fiddle up your f___ing a___ you t___

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