Electric Funstuff presents a story wich is sad but true...

The ranger left our party in a pinch
The fight had looked like it would be a cinch
But the mage ran out of mana,
The cleric said "Manana!"
And I was dead befor I'd moved an inch

See I told ya it was a sad story

WELL CAN YOU SPARE SOME RATIONS ?
CUZ I SURE NEED A DRINK...
I lost my stuff--
I'm feeling out of sorts

Those trains just keep chasin'
No idea which way I'm facin'
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN MY CORPSE ?

What the hell is that ?

I'm fuming cuz my server's down again.
And those women I've been chasing are all men.
I asked one to join my side
She just laughed until she cried
And said
" Get your skill at Begging up to 10 !"

CAN YOU SPARE SOME RATIONS ?
CUZ I SURE NEED A DRINK...
I MOVE SO SLOW I WISH I HAD A HORSE
IT'S NIGHT AND I CAN'T SEE
DANGER IN FRONT OF ME.
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN MY CORPSE ?

Well, everything cons red now when I play.
What would I like my tombstone to say ?
Thanks, well it's been fun
Five more minutes then I'm done
I've been saying that to myself since
...yesterday

(I'll be rigth there, sugar, just as soon as i kill this shadow wolf...
And this fire beetle...)

CAN YOU SPARE SOME RATIONS ?
CUZ I SURE NEED A DRINK...
THIS GAME WILL BE GROUNDS
FOR MY DIVORCE
THE LAG TIMES CAN BE CHOKIN
THE QUEST CAN ALL BE BROKEN
BUT STILL I KEEP COMING BACK
(OF COURSE)
AND I WILL SURELY SEEK YOU
NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON EQ
CUZ MAYBE, OH, JUST MAYBE
MAYBE, OH, JUST MAYBE
MAYBE YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN MY CORPSE!

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