[Mickey Avalon]
My d___ cost a late night fee
Your d___ got the HIV
My d___ plays on the double feature screen
Your d___ went straight to DVD

[Andre Legacy]
My d___ - bigger than a bridge
Your d___ look like a little kid's
My d___ - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your s___ look like you fourteen

[Dirt Nasty]
My d___ - locked in a cage, right
Your d___ suffer from stage fright
My d___ - so hot, it's stolen
Your d___ look like Gary Coleman

[Mickey Avalon]
My d___ - pink and big
Your d___ stinks like s___
My d___ got a Caesar doo
Your d___ needs a tweezer, dude

[Andre Legacy]
My d___ is like super size
Your d___ look like two fries
My d___ - more mass than the Earth
Your d___ - half staff, it needs work

[Dirt Nasty]
My d___- been there done that
Your d___ sits there with dunce cap
My d___ - V.I.P.
Your s___ needs I.D.

[Chorus x2]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d___s like Jesus

[Mickey Avalon]
My d___ need no introduction
Your d___ don't even function

[Andre Legacy]
My d___ served a whole luncheon
Your d___ - it look like a munchkin

[Dirt Nasty]
My d___ - size of a pumpkin
Your d___ look like Macaulay Culkin

[Mickey Avalon]
My d___ - good, good loving
Your d___ - good for nothing

[Andre Legacy]
My d___ bench pressed 350
Your d___ couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

[Dirt Nasty]
My d___- pretty d___ skippy
Your d___- hungry as a hippie

[Mickey Avalon]
My d___ don't fit down the chimney
Your d___ is like a kid from the Philippines

[Andre Legacy]
My d___ is like an M16
Your d___ - broken vending machine

[Dirt Nasty]
My d___ parts the seas
Your d___ farts and queefs

[Mickey Avalon]
My d___ - rumble in the jungle
Your d___ got touched by your uncle

[Andre Legacy]
My d___ goes to yoga
Your d___ - fruit roll-up

[Dirt Nasty]
My d___ - grade-A beef
Your d___ - Mayday geek

[Mickey Avalon]
My d___ - sick and dangerous
Your d___ - quick and painless

[Andre Legacy]
My d___ - 'nuff said
Your d___ loves Fred

[Chorus x2]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d___s like Jesus

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