Homer Simpson:

"Listen to me, Mister Big-Shot. If you're looking for the kind of employee that takes abuse, and never sticks up for himself, I'm your man! You can treat me like dirt, and I'll still kiss your b___ and call it ice cream! And if you don't like it, I can change!"

Mr. Burns:
"Hold the phone Smithers. I like your attitude. Fiesty, yet spineless."

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