ohhhhh.....
i Wish You Could Meet My
girlfriend, My Girlfriend
who Lives In Canada.
she Couldn't Be Sweeter,
i Wish You Could Meet Her,
my Girlfriend Who Lives
in Canada!

her Name Is Alberta,
she Lives In Vancouver.
she Cooks Like My Mother
and Sucks Like A Hoover.

i E-Mail Her Every Single
day, Just To Make Sure
that Everything's Okay.
it's A Pity She Lives So
far Away, In Canada!

laaaaaast Week She Was
here, But She Had The Flu.
too Baaaaaad
'cause I Wanted To Introduce Her To You.
it's So Saaaaaaaaad --
there Wasn't A Thing That She Could Do
but Stay In Bed,
with Her Legs Up Over Her Head!
oh!

i Wish You Could Meet
my Girlfriend,
but You Can't,
because She Is In Canada.
i Love Her, I Miss Her,
i Can't Wait To Kiss Her,
so Soon I'll Be Off To Alberta!
i Mean Vancouver!
s___! Her Name Is Alberta,
she Lives In Vancou--

she's My Girlfriend!
my Wonderful Girlfriend!
yes, I Have A Girlfriend,
who Lives In Canada!!

(Spoken)

and I Can't Wait To Eat Her p____ Again!

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