Bloody Love Taco 15 Tampons in My Aunt's Vagina Lyrics
Back-up vocals... (x4)
Tampons... I got toxic shock syndrome! (I was just about to say that!)
YEAH! TSS IF YOU LEAVE IT IN FOR SIX HOURS OR MORE
One time, my aunt was telling me
about how she accidently put two up there
I was like,
"How do you do that you loose, frickin w____?
Your v_____ must be eight feet wide
'cause you're stuffin in tampons
there's so many in there."
She was tellin me,
"Well when I got to two I was wonderin'
maybe I could fit more than two in!"
So she started countin'
one two three four five six
seven eight nine ten eleven twelve (superman!)
thirteen...fourteen... (moby d___)
fifteen tampons in my v_____
i fit fifteen tampons in my v_____
there's 15, there's 15 (fifteen...)
(abababababa.. she's got a lot of breath to hold!)
(ahh... a'fifteen tampons... in my v_____..)
ALEX: Did someone just say shut the f___ up?!?!
ALEX: Dude I think we should stop now..alright no
Tampons... in my aunt's v_____...
Her name was Patty by the way