The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet

Base jumping's for p____es
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons,
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right w___ers
Play beach volleyball.

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my a___.
Kiss my a___.

Met a s_____arder
Who wasn't a t___?
Nah, neither have I
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
You slide down some slush
Fall on your a___
Say "Man, what a rush!"

I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "Whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
Why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my a___.
Kiss my a___.

Why don't you kiss my a___.

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